How is your married sex life? My sex life is horrible with my wife, so much so that I have taken to having?

sex with other women. Isn't that better than leaving her, since I can't even get close enough to my moo moo lovins' love oven due to her fat folds to even touch it?How is your married sex life? My sex life is horrible with my wife, so much so that I have taken to having?
you can still get her the lipo and have all the luvin you need frank just pay extra for the tucks too!!!How is your married sex life? My sex life is horrible with my wife, so much so that I have taken to having?
Wow why are you married to her? I am not married but from what I have heard from many of my married friends is that sex can die down or become not as exciting as before they were married. But then you did not just marry her for the sex right??? Perhaps you should try talking to her, maybe there is something going in with her. Or just let her know your not happy and see if there is something you both can work out. Just remember if you find it horrible maybe she is thinking the same thing about you! Give up the other women, because trust me she will find out and is it worth ending a marriage? or maybe deep down your with other women because you are hoping to be discovered and she will end the marriage
I think you should talk things over everything if you know what I mean? communication is the key to everything and be flat out honest 100% and tell everything you think and fell. I personally don't think that you should cheat talk things over and you will see how that's gonna work. My husband and I have an awesome relationship in every meaning of the world if you know what I mean but how we got past everything was like this talking and talking and talking.Don't cheat because is going to become a habit and you house is going to turn to a living hell. Try some counseling if you have to but is better to even get some time apart than that trust me. Good Luck. = )
If you are that unhappy with your wife. Get a divorce. Betraying her by cheating on her behind her back may be in vogue with our politicians. But it is the worst form of betrayal you can do. You swore to her before God and made a vow. Be man enough to honor it. Maybe that way she can find a real man to love too. Getting laid isn't worth sacrificing your soul. You only get one, why risk it ?
first of all you're a terrible person!


You think that it's okay to be in a marriage and treat your wife like that?? Seriously!! Be a man and get help or get out but keep your weiner out of other buns!


You state that your wife is heaver - is that in your eyes or is that reality? Has she had children?


If you love someone sex is about sharing a bond of love and it does not matter how big or small the people are for size.








Your wife should leave you!





And for your question - my sex life is awesome
it can suck bro. I have read statistics that blow my mind. For the average woman you really have to charm her. Like back when you were dating. For example my gal comes home dinner is ready, she gets a foot massage and I just may get lucky :-) It also helps to be really direct and not rude. They can';t read our mind. Just remember women are not like us. For us the wind blows we get wood and we are ready. For women everything needs to be just so. If she is stressed from work or the kids forget about it.
So why tell us?


As you don't say anything positive about how you encourage your wife to regain her attraction you should be lucky she is still with you.


I'll bet you don't knock back her cooking and looking after you do you?


Public put downs only show YOU for what you are...........or more accurately ...for what YOU ARE NOT... and buddy, that don't seem like much for ANYONE ELSE to get excited about at all !


And you can stop trying to use your posts to transfer yur porn crap upon us .............do you think we can't get back to you and screw up your system too ???


Which incidentally rather like you is SCREWED anyway !
Frank - if my sex life gets any hotter, I will strike up in flames!!





I think you need to tell Moo Moo that she needs to put out or you will be forced to hide the twinkies and ding dongs....





Wait...(I jusr re-read the last part)....let her have the cakes - keep the mistress!
Ever since me and my husband got married he never wants sex and I do! AlOT. I know hes not cheating because he spends all his time with me! So I dunno its not just women who dont want sex because I REALLY WANT IT and am not getting it lol
LMAO If you think your wife is so fat you can't **** her, then you should probably just divorce her, because she deserves better than you.
Moo Moo? oh lord...that's one way to kill the desire...I wont make any comment against your spouse but, you either divorce her or work with her with (what I gather ) is her weight....she's got a mouth doesnt she....hmmmmmm......nuff said.....
No it is not better than leaving her. It will end up hurting her a lot more.


Talk to her about it and stop the lies.
You are headed for divorce court, and you're disgusting.
OMG ... if you are at a point where you are even thinking about cheating on your wife then its the time to leave her.... sad!....
ILLL thats gross! Im getting visuals .!!ugh Lmao!!!
Was she always this way? If so why is this a problem now?
that's sick
leave her
uhm no